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Godzilla, King of the Monsters! 1956
Yes, this is a shell of the movie it so unmercifully cuts and edits to pieces…I guess that’s it.
I don’t have a lot of redeeming things to say about this watered down version of a masterpiece except that without it we wouldn’t have Raymond Burr’s performance in Godzilla: 1985.This is probably the first time I’ve watched this since the original uncut Japanese version became easily available and I remembered every line and every cadence as if it’s been…
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The Monkey 2025
This was such a fun movie. Not every adaptation needs to be a 1:1 perfect recreation. Osgood took the important bits of the story and just had fun with it.
Saw this with a small group of some of my best friends and we had a great time.
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The Electric State 2025
Oof. Was this an exercise on how to make a movie bland as fuck?
Also, can we stop casting Chris Pratt in things?
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