Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Happytime Murders 2018

  ★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  I got possessed by the devil and watched this. It could've been worse! The mystery part of it is well executed and watch Melissa McCarthy beat the piss out of puppets is pretty fun, but like a full 70% of the jokes are "Bet you didn't think about puppets doing Adult Stuff, huh?". But I watched the Smiletime episode of Angel when it aired so this very old hat

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  Super Mario Bros. 1993

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 10 Mar 2025

  Everyone who thinks this movie is bad is just about the most wrong a person can be. I'll take this a million times over the Nintendo Direct Mario This Is Your Life slideshow that the new CGI movie was

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Jul 2023

  I knew this movie was about Barbie having an existential crisis, but I didn't think it would about Barbie have my exact existential crisis. I didn't stand a chance

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  The Brothers Bloom 2008

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 22 Feb 2025

  It's been a long time since I've seen it so I forgot all of the twists along the way except for the one at the very end and as a result this played out like watching a Rube Goldberg and it ruled