Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Happytime Murders 2018

  ★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  I got possessed by the devil and watched this. It could've been worse! The mystery part of it is well executed and watch Melissa McCarthy beat the piss out of puppets is pretty fun, but like a full 70% of the jokes are "Bet you didn't think about puppets doing Adult Stuff, huh?". But I watched the Smiletime episode of Angel when it aired so this very old hat

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  Super Mario Bros. 1993

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 10 Mar 2025

  Everyone who thinks this movie is bad is just about the most wrong a person can be. I'll take this a million times over the Nintendo Direct Mario This Is Your Life slideshow that the new CGI movie was

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Jul 2023

  I knew this movie was about Barbie having an existential crisis, but I didn't think it would about Barbie have my exact existential crisis. I didn't stand a chance

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  Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie 1995

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 31 Jan 2025

  Did I give this 5 stars because I saw it for the first time in the theatre when I was 6 and all I cared about was Power Rangers? Yes. But this is also the only movie where one giant robot knees another giant robot powered by evil gak in the nuts so hard that it flies into a comet and explodes and I think that warrants 5 stars