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The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009
Yeah, not as good as the first. From what I remember, they keep getting worse. It’s a shame too because the first one is this goofy amalgamation of what you would expect from a preteen novel about vampire romance. You can definitely see big budget movie studios get their greedy paws (no pun intended for this werewolf movie in particular) on this thing.
Here’s what I have to say, but cut this by 30 minutes. It would have made this…
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Mickey 17 2025
I would love if I could reprint a version of myself that was super efficient and wasn’t burned out of doing schoolwork all the time.
It’s really a testament to show how good Bong Joon Ho is as a director to be this entertaining with that lackluster of source material. Not gonna lie, the storyline was super disappointing here. I guess this is based on a book so maybe he was staying true to the book but he really shouldn’t…
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Colin in Black and White 2021
Somebody needs to let Colin out of that cement room.
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
The hard part about rating this movie is that I feel like I am rating it based on the insane popularity that this movie has had on specifically my generation. I have qualms with why so many people seem to think this is the single greatest piece of media we have seen in years. I have concerns that in a hyper-individualized world, this is a movie that people want to root for because it feels like it has a grounded…
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