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Mufasa: The Lion King 2024
Honestly the live action Disney hate is super frustrating. I totally get it, this is the way that the audience sends Disney a message to stop bastardizing classic movies that have been made. I agree that Disney needs to stop looking at creativity solely as a profit making machine but we live in a reboot world, we got to start sifting our way through what works and what doesn’t. The only way that works is by giving accurate ratings. Take…
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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 2010
Watching these movies has completely ruined my gauge for what counts as a good movie. This is the first Twilight movie that I hadn’t previously seen. And I was led to believe that they all sucked past New Moon but this one is better in almost every sense except one… the music…
Let’s take a quick aside for the music of Twilight. The music choices are the perfect choice for the key demographic here. It really hones in on pre-teen…
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Colin in Black and White 2021
Somebody needs to let Colin out of that cement room.
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
The hard part about rating this movie is that I feel like I am rating it based on the insane popularity that this movie has had on specifically my generation. I have qualms with why so many people seem to think this is the single greatest piece of media we have seen in years. I have concerns that in a hyper-individualized world, this is a movie that people want to root for because it feels like it has a grounded…
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