Kris.

Kris.

30, disabled and queer. Scorpio. 
TCM and Criterion are my favorite channels.
2.5 stars is my definition of okay.

Favorite films

  • Titanic
  • Beauty and the Beast
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Barbie

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  • One Hour Photo

    ★★★½

  • Barbie

    ★★★★★

  • Barbie

    ★★★★★

  • Oppenheimer

    ★★★★½

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  • One Hour Photo

    One Hour Photo

    ★★★½

    First movie I watched on the Criterion Channel in a very long time. What a doozy. Felt like the first half of the movie was slowly slithering up the hill of a roller coaster, then bam! Your stomach drops and you’re screaming (on the inside, but still.) The movie was made creepier by the fact that so much of it is now stuck in the past, obsolete. Thanks capitalism /s.

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★★

    P - pretty
    I - I got confirmation and go ahead to get my leg amputated 
    N - now I wait until August 28th
    K - cool

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  • Jimmy Savile: A British Horror Story

    Jimmy Savile: A British Horror Story

    ★★

    This documentary spends more time with people in Savile’s circle pitying themselves than with the hundreds of actual victims. It’s more concerned with showing old footage of Savile trying to lean into “oh, isn’t that creepy foreshadowing?” than doing anything substantial. Typical Netflix true crime fare.

  • The House

    The House

    ★★★★½

    “One day, Princess Esme woke up to find everyone in the kingdom had fallen asleep. She sometimes wondered whether it was she who was actually asleep while everyone else was awake.” 

    A macabre anthology of three different tales all taken place in the same unsettling house. The stop motion animation is simply stunning, you can see every detail lovingly created. Although there is nothing concrete to tie the stories together (besides the eponymous house,) I do believe there is an…