Jaybreezy

Jaybreezy

Favorite films

  • House
  • One Cut of the Dead
  • Possession
  • Fantastic Planet

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  • The Tuxedo

  • DOA: Dead or Alive

    ★★

  • Double Dragon

    ★★★

  • Blood & Donuts

    ★★★½

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  • The Tuxedo

    The Tuxedo

    Ooh boy, Austin Powers poisoned the market for like 15 years. You know what you're getting into when the first 10 seconds is a close up of a deer's rear end as it lets out a stream of CG urine into a river.

  • DOA: Dead or Alive

    DOA: Dead or Alive

    ★★

    Best I can say is they understood the assignment: PG-13 cheesecake as characters are teleported to poorly edited wire fight scenes. I liked it when Leon pumped his arms and it made a shotgun sound

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  • Utica Cartoon

    Utica Cartoon

    ★★★

    A bear and monkey exploit a loophole in an eating challenge to get their meals for free. A pilot for Cartoon Network that feels like Regular Show pitched too soon. It has a similar Gen X dirtbag energy as Mission Hill where lazy, under skilled roommates exploit harmless systems for their personal gain but the characters are sweet and genial in a way that eschews the cynicism of the 90s and the meanness of post-9/11 world. An enjoyable short.

  • Blood & Donuts

    Blood & Donuts

    ★★★½

    Unusually unique take on the genre where the leather clad vampire is a hot mess filled with self loathing and every character in this skid row Toronto street has nowhere to go. Like a realistic portrayal of every nerd's World of Darkness campaign but there is no love for the nightlife and even Cronenberg's criminal kingpin has his office in a noisy bowling alley.