Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Minions: The Rise of Gru 2022

  ★★½ Watched 24 Jul 2022

  have they always spoken spanish?

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  The Black Phone 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Jul 2022

  i think this is the second or third best version of what this movie could've been. all the right elements are there, but undercooked to the point of weakening the plot or losing emotional impact.

  still a wildly good time, and very spooky

Popular reviews

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  The Land of Cards 2012

  ★★½ Watched 03 Sep 2019

  What the fuck is this movie.

  Feeling at times like an inspired masterpiece and at times like the worst kind of pseudo art, The Land of Cards is by far the most... different movie I've ever seen. It takes genuine stamina to get through. I almost took a break halfway through, and I did end up taking one about 2/3 in, where I just sat there and tried to absorb it all. The story is told in an EXTREMELY nonconformist…

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  Knives Out 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Dec 2019

  Really creative twist on the whole murder-mystery genre. Absolutely dripping with foreshadowing, clever wordplay, smart storytelling, and a heavy sense that the film is messing with you the entire time. But in a fun way, like being teased by a best friend.

  Guess I have to watch Brick now