Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Baby Invasion 2024

  ★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  chat, does this have artistic merit? 

  last year harmony korine was quoted saying “ishowspeed is the new tarkovsky.” insane and instantly memeable headline, but he went on to dive deeper into this theory with some more observations. “what’s happening in hollywood….you’re starting to see hollywood…crumble creatively…they’re losing a lot of the most talented and creative minds to gaming and to streamers. ishowspeed is a movie, kai cenat is a movie.” strange to see the director of gummo reference two twitch…

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  Cosmos 2015

  ★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  “lenin said, ‘thinking has a colossal future.’”

  wait….say that again?

Popular reviews

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  Zoolander 2001

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Mar 2022 4

  telling my kids this is citizen kane

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  The Strangers 2008

  ★★ Watched 24 Jan 2021

  what i thought was finna happen to me as a kid when my mom left me home alone to grocery shop and took an unusually long time to get back