Why isn't there an ANACONDA legacysequel w/ J.Lo, Cube, and Eric Stoltz? Like it's 30 years later and they have to return to S. America to find the giant snakes again for some stupid reason. They should bring in Luke Wilson as Owen Wilson's brother. I guess it would be hard to replace Jon Voight as the villain though
(although if you have to then my stunt casting pitch is Angelina Jolie with an indecipherable accent — she's not as…
nixon's just like me fr (i.e. pacing around late at night wearing a dressing gown and ranting crazily about how everybody is against him)
Part of Rollin' With Nolan
Perhaps the most misbegotten thing I've seen produced by modern Hollywood. A disaster of epic fucking proportions. Just epic. Fucking DeMille-esque.
What was Nolan thinking? “People love my complicated high concepts, but I bet they'd love them even more if I took out all those boring action scenes and just focused on the excitement of traveling for years and years through space in a metal box. And really make the fuckers feel the passage of…
"Old people fucking love me. You know you doing something right when old people love you." -- Chappelle
Not much of a documentary, and mostly interesting now as a time capsule of a time I've all but forgotten. Remember the pre-recluse Dave Chappelle, who felt like he belonged in a room when he stepped into it, as opposed to the swole ghost who haunts us now? Kanye before he became the clownish apologist for racism and fascism that we know…
