Jade

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Favorite films

  • Terrifier 2
  • Evil Dead
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Prometheus

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  • The Blair Witch Project

    ★★

  • Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2

    ★★★½

  • Evil Dead II

    ★★★★

  • The Evil Dead

    ★★★½

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  • The Blair Witch Project

    The Blair Witch Project

    ★★

    okay, well, i was sort of being a hater when i rewatched BoS but this is still a pretty frustrating found footage film for me, it's very good in concept and has its moments but i just can't get into it completely. i just think the cast is super annoying, which is definitely a reason why i'm not as big on this film as much as a lot of other people are. sure, it's effective and it has a distinct…

  • Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2

    Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2

    ★★★½

    my favorite blair witch film if i'm being real. as much as i respect the original, it's in no way my favorite found footage and i just enjoy this more in its entirety. has a lot of aspects i love in my 90s-early 00s flicks and i would rather watch this cast of characters over the original 'threefold.' it's fun and i can understand the hate since it doesn't have very much to it that sets it apart in the…

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  • Black Rat

    Black Rat

    ★★★

    i would also want to die if i were surrounded by these people

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★★

    sort of felt like an attack on all your senses, it's gross, sexy, depressing, and extremely captivating. it tells a very relatable story and i could put myself in Elisabeth's shoes the whole time. it gets crazier and crazier and i think it was perfect. that sound design and the score was masterful and pulled the whole thing together alongside perfect performances. i'm so glad i finally got to watch this one because it was really really good! i think…