Matty: [to Ned] You aren't too smart, are you? I like that in a man.
Ned: What else do you like? Lazy? Ugly? Horny? I got 'em all.
Matty: You don't look lazy.
Taffy: She wears Elizabeth Taylor White diamond perfume. Yes, yeah. She's a bitch [Taffy starts crying]
Exceeded all my expectations. Thoroughly enjoyed. Where is my dead, silent Victorian himbo?