Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Inland Empire 2006

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Whenever I take an edible I get really paranoid and get brain zaps. Almost always I start “seeing patterns” or “things from when I was a kid” in my memory and if I lay down and close my eyes I can’t tell if it’s a dream or real. I think it’s because I have severe untreated OCD but I try not to explore that anymore than I have to. The scene where every time Laura Dern looks at the lamp…

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  Mission: Impossible 1996

  Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I think it’s really funny I had never seen this and watched Dead Reckoning first. Tom Cruise really dedicated his life to the stunts. Respect!

Popular reviews

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  Immortally Yours 2009

  ½ Watched 30 Apr 2020

  1. This movie was originally called Kiss of the Vampire (only true Hamiltonian's know)
  2. I am from this town.
  3. The star is my mom's favorite character on her soap opera.
  4. One of the members of the illuminati (yes, that is right) was a republican politician from my county who got arrested for fraud and abusing political power the year the movie came out.
  5. The vampire screeches are literally just lion roars.

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  Gummo 1997

  Watched 11 Jun 2024 2

  Finally watched this after wanting to see it for years. Didn’t love it….Unfortunately, saw it in theaters with potentially the world’s most annoying crowd. There were people behind us, drunk as hell, dying laughing over disabled people and child prostitution, but then gasping at dead animals. A guy the next row over was quoting the movie loudly, but quoting lines like minutes before they happened?? 

  The film was introduced with “we all know a gummo character haha,” which for many…

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