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  Hundreds of Beavers 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  yes…ha ha ha…YES

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  Soundtrack to a Coup d'Etat 2024

  Watched 24 Feb 2025

  I really need to stop falling asleep in movie theaters

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★½ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  Alexa, play “Vampire” by Olivia Rodrigo
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  The first 40 and the last 15 minutes of this movie are excellent. The middle was a long slog of Lilly Rose Depp frothing at the mouth and various men in top hats going “No, this cannot be! You’re hysterical I tell you.” I enjoyed the blood and guts Gothic vibes of this movie the same way I enjoy visiting the Spirit Halloween store. But I wouldn’t spend 2.5 hours inside the Spirit Halloween Store.

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  Magic Mike's Last Dance 2023

  ★★★ Watched 16 Apr 2023 2

  If the first Magic Mike movie was a note perfect satire of American masculinity and the second Magic Mike movie was a road trip comedy undone by a lack of narrative cohesion, the third movie is somewhere in between. Magic Mike: The Last Dance obviously has something it wants to say about men, women, and the politics of desire but can’t quite say it in between shticky “American abroad” gags and a second act that is too long for its…

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