Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  It’s not really that serious or exceptional it’s just there and I’ve learned you actually cannot just meditate it or run it away! How cruel unfair and unfunny!

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  Mystic Pizza 1988

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Feb 2025

  AH I’m so for women who steal and destroy their boyfriends cars. I cannot believe my astronomy queen fell for Jeff Dahmer. I do kinda feel like if Jojo didn’t want to marry Bill she didn’t have to marry Bill though. Why does that happen? How would a man who called you a Nympho in front of all his loser friends “understand” you? Look at me and tell me that I’m wrong. Looked like a fun wedding tho

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Oct 2024

  I hated watching this movie but I love having watched this movie. It’s ozempic and the shining. It’s carrie and demi moore? long hallways? confronting past identities? eating disorders? yellow trenches? isolation? botched fillers? meaningless relationships? old lady swamp goblins? its kinda a lot… and fantastic maybe? Regardless I took orla to see this on a school night!! She hated it!! I fear she will never see a film with me again. It was so loud and “intense” as she said(multiple times) I feel horrible.

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  Long Shot 2019

  ★ Watched 16 Jul 2021 1

  This would have been like 4 stars if I didn’t have to see that cum shot fly into Fred's beard while I watched the movie with lisa . No trigger warning no nothing I think it might have legitimately scarred me

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