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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Christopher Landon and Josh Ruben stay winning

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  Love Hurts 2025

  ★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Nothing hurts more than Ke Huy Quan being saddled with such a ridiculously structured script that cannot be saved no matter how fun the fight scenes are.

Popular reviews

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  Frozen 2013

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Sep 2024 1

  Is my baby niece old enough to actually understand any of this masterpiece? No. But did she smile while I sang every single word of it? Also no.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Sep 2024 1

  There are five stages of an actor’s career:
  1. Who is Jane Smith?
  2. Get me Jane Smith
  3. Get me a Jane Smith type
  4. Get me a young Jane Smith
  5. Who is Jane Smith?

  The Substance is the craziest exploration of stage four we are likely to ever see. Every level of craft deployed masterfully to bluntly excoriate the commodification of women’s bodies and how those pressures do ruinous things to their psyches. 

  The finale goes to…

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