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  Barely Legal 2003

  ★★★½ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  My name is Balls McLongcock.

  Haven’t seen this since I was in high school. Definitely a relic of the 2000s teen sex comedy genre - in the best and worst ways. Plays like a raunchy Disney Channel Original Movie - complete with cast members from “Brink” and “Motocrossed”.

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  Leprechaun 3 1995

  ★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  I watch the DUMBEST shit. And I’m alright with that.

Popular reviews

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  Drive-Away Dolls 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2024 1

  Never thought I’d see a movie that had more rubber dick jokes than my own, but here we are. Zany, over the top fun.

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  The Fog 1980

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 19 Nov 2024 2

  Was pitching a buddy of mine a script I’m currently working on and he said “Oooh, sounds like there are shades of John Carpenter’s “The Fog” in there. Love it.” He’s absolutely not wrong. This movie is such an underrated gem.

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