We need Optimus Prime IRL. Like ASAP.

Pros:
- Tim Meadows,
-  iCarly theme song in French.
- Auli’i Cravalho killed it 
- The parent/child casting was spot on. 
- Kevin G

Cons:
- they didn’t kick a boom box during the Christmas show 
- handful of miscastings IMO 
- my legs kept hitting the wall in front of me bc the seats were too close to the wall and my legs are long. Complete immersion killer 😡

“The Crimes of Grindlewald”? More like “I Passed Gas in my Ass Pants.”

Seriously. This whole movie smells like updog.

There is a woman named Bunty in it for about 3 minutes who tries to get Newt to take his shirt off, a muggle says “you crazy” to a wizard, and Johnny Depp plays himself.

“Are you ready to Tronscend?!” 

- Me (about to press play on Tron: Legacy (I’ve seen it 1,000,000 times already))

Nike created the slogan “Just Do It” after one of their employee declined the opportunity to Tronscend. 

It’s like if Christopher Nolan made a good movie for once.

Every day I wake up and I wish The Grid was real 😔