Justin Rhoades

Justin Rhoades

V.O. is not cinema.

Favorite films

  • Mirror
  • Chungking Express
  • Enter the Void
  • Kwaidan

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★

  • Snack Shack

    ★★★

  • Last Breath

    ★★★

  • It Ends with Us

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★

    I’m told that I cannot associate this with the Helldivers cinematic universe.

  • Snack Shack

    Snack Shack

    ★★★

    Kenai, Kodiak, Denali. Don’t let em get you down, Eagle. (Catches beer, cracks beer, music continues, KB KB KB). Nice wheels, douchebag. Pass me that Minolta.

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  • The Prestige

    The Prestige

    ½

    Why do I keep watching Christoper Nolan films expecting something…interesting? Because other people reference them and I want to be cool too? Curse those idiots. If a film is going to take itself this seriously it better be seriously saying something. Anything. Like every other Nolan flick about dads and daughters, the treacle cheesiness left me nauseated by the end. On the plus side it has one of the most drawn out, look straight into the camera, this is your…

  • Ready or Not

    Ready or Not

    ★★★

    In-laws indeed. This movie belongs on your go-to horror-comedy list. Super fun, keeps moving, hilarious villains and gross at times. It occasionally pauses to exposition but thankfully those moments are brief. The goat pit sequence in particular was a great escalation of horror tropes. Date night recommendation.

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