Jack

Jack

Gore whore.
Slimy monster enthusiast.
Friend to kaiju.

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Favorite films

  • Day of the Dead
  • The Exorcist
  • Ginger Snaps
  • The Mist

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  • The Monkey

    ★★★

  • Subspecies 4: Bloodstorm

    ★★★

  • The Social Network

    ★★★★★

  • The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

    ★★★★½

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★

    Pushed the absurdity a little too far by the end for my taste, kind of undercutting some of the underlying menace of the first act, but I especially enjoyed all of the childhood stuff.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

    On second viewing this is undoubtedly my favorite movie of 2024. Its lush gothic imagery exudes evil and the aura of looming, all-encompassing decay. It’s the narrative equivalent of a shadow cast by a long forgotten weather-worn headstone over cold grey barren earth. It’s the perfect, definitive depiction of vampirism in film.

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  • Evil Bong

    Evil Bong

    ★★

    I don’t get high on illegal substances.
    I get high on cinema.

  • The Fly

    The Fly

    ★★★★★

    I can’t name another film that gets under my skin the same way David Cronenberg’s reimagining of The Fly does. It may very well be the movie that frightens me the most.

    The human body is terrifying — it is to me, at least. It’s the intrinsic uncertainties of the flesh that problematize it; the imperfection of the human machine. It has the ability to turn on us abruptly, often without our knowing it until too late. Even in moments…