Emily 🖤

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Half pretentious film student, half shiny-key loving  bimbo

Favorite films

  • Saw II
  • Clue
  • Evil Dead Rise
  • Labyrinth

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  • Evil Dead II

    ★★★★

  • The Monkey

    ★★★★½

  • The Evil Dead

    ★★★★

  • Ju-on: The Grudge

    ★★★★

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  • Evil Dead II

    Evil Dead II

    ★★★★

    “I’ll swallow your soul!”

    Going from low-budget supernatural horror to balls to the wall fucked-up black slapstick comedy was a bold choice, but one that pays off incredibly well. Stupidly brilliant, bloody, and ridiculous.

  • The Evil Dead

    The Evil Dead

    ★★★★

    The slapdash production being held together by duct tape, spit and wishful thinking is definitely clear to see, but Sam Rami’s passion, creativity and filmmaking mastery just shines through it all. Will always remain a classic.

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  • Doctor Who: Warriors' Gate

    Doctor Who: Warriors' Gate

    ★★

    “Now unless we work very closely together we could be caught here until the crack of doom.”

    Quite possibly the closest Doctor Who has ever coming to feeling like a David Lynch film. And for someone who really doesn’t care for David Lynch, that really didn’t do it any favours for me.

    It feels like a normal Doctor Who story that then starts trying really really hard to be as weird and ambiguous as possible. But the way it goes…

  • The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    ½

    “I want these people to know the meaning of horror.”

    What in the actual fuck is this? How the film crew managed to make this without giving into the impulse to burn every piece of tape this godforsaken shit-heap was recorded on, I have no idea.