JoeARichards

JoeARichards

Favorite films

  • The Basketball Diaries
  • American History X
  • Full Metal Jacket
  • Barbarian

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  • Argylle

  • Children of Men

    ★★★★★

  • Inside Out 2

    ★★½

  • Baghead

    ½

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  • Argylle

    Argylle

    This movie is 90% CGI and 10% unfunny attempts at witty jokes.

    They made up a dance specifically to add the line ‘The Whirly bird catches the worm’ which gave the impression that Dua Lipa developed a lisp. Write the scene then tell the joke, don’t write the joke and tell the scene.

    Editing fight scenes is hard enough but deciding to cut between two actors mid sequence is very jarring. The added element of the blinking doesn’t help either.

    Why didn’t Henry Cavill and John Cena kiss at the end?

    Overall this film is dogshit.

    Incoherent rambling over.

  • Children of Men

    Children of Men

    ★★★★★

    Relevant watch after Tony Blair’s appeal for ID card was scrapped by labour.

    On a more serious note this movie is incredible. Some of the best cinematography I’ve ever seen and continues to blow my mind to this day.

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  • Misogynist

    Misogynist

    ½

    R/NiceGuys

  • Bad Match

    Bad Match

    ★★★½

    One of the only horrors that actually does a somewhat decent job at implementing the fears around online dating with a realistic approach x 📲

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