An American artist living in Canada for the last 20 years, or until this whole thing blows over.
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Novocaine 2025
This was a solid watch with a few gripes.
The good: interesting idea, charming acting from Jack Quaid and Amber Midthunder, really fun fights scenes and a few badass hero moments (Kickboxer anyone?) make for an over all fun time.
It pushed towards edgelord territory but never got there, instead having the audacity to have a heart. Mostly via Jack Quaid who keeps surprising me
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Ray fucking Nicholson. Why didn't anyone tell me my arch nemesis was in this movie? I'll never be able to let him doing the Kubrick stare in Smile 2 go.Translated from by -
Black Bag 2025
Solid thriller with a bunch of spies so cool they barely seem human. Cate Blachet is, again, leaning into noir dame vamp and Fassbender played his usual robotic dude. It's a solid script with interesting characters, Pierce Brosnan is back in spy territory which is nice. Dude from Furiosa was solid.
I need to know what was going on with that fish though.
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MaXXXine 2024
So first things first. I really enjoyed X. I loved Pearl with every fibre of my being. Expectations were impossible to match for me going into MaXXXinne.
Was it a great movie? I dunno. I guess. Did I love it? Yes I did.
As a movie, it barely lands. The story is ludicrous. The last twenty minutes or so are downright aggravating, but I love watching Mia Goth. I just do. She's fascinating. For me, she's like Vincent Price. A…
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Borderlands 2024
One of my favorite movies is Robert Altman's Popeye. Now, when you love a movie with all your heart, and you go through your entire life defending and championing a movie that movie thar people consider bad to unwatchable, it gets really easy to forgive these kind of films. The weird movies. The oddball nightmare production movies where the studio is freaking out because they let some director spend millions of dollars fuckin around. But somehow, for me at least,…
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