MN_Seeley

MN_Seeley

Human equivalent of a classic rock song played on a calliope.

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  • Blue Ruin

    ★★★★

  • They Call Me Trinity

    ★★★★

  • Miracle Mile

    ★★★½

  • Ben-Hur

    ★★★★★

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  • Blue Ruin

    Blue Ruin

    ★★★★

    I’m so glad this wasn’t a big studio movie. Can you imagine how shitty it would be as some Netflix content with Ryan Reynolds?

    22 year old senior Netflix executive: “Let’s get a rewrite with more quips and a badass role for Jamie Lee Curtis. She could be the voice of the car! fr bruh.”

  • They Call Me Trinity

    They Call Me Trinity

    ★★★★

    If you like filthy cowboys—I’m talking about one plastered in a lasagna of sweat, grime, dust and crud—then this is the movie for you. Great comedy. Great beans. Great slaps. Now that’s my kind of trinity.

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  • Angst

    Angst

    ★★★★

    Angst (1983)

    Forget about movie murderers who are powerful, unstoppable machines who know how to stand in the moonlight to strike a cool, menacing pose as the final girl twists her ankle and falls to the ground. 

    Angst (based on a true story) is how you depict a murdering maniac. This guy has no plan, just desires. He can’t even carry out his twisted fantasies without bumbling. Every move he makes is wild and full of panic. He’s pathetic.

  • And God Said to Cain

    And God Said to Cain

    ★★★

    It’s a simple revenge story, but somehow it rises above all that. It has some really good blocking and composition from time to time. It does get a little repetitive. I mean, the kill count is off the charts for a western.

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