Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Uncut Gems 2019

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Casablanca 1942

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  AJMCC Episode
  My pick
  Platform ~ Blu Ray
  Black & White

  "We'll always have Paris"

  Actual fuckin cinéma, the purest kino

  Anybody who loves movies should watch this!

  Join Justin and myself as we discuss this masterpiece, Uncut Gems and much more on the next episode of the AJMCC, coming soon!

Recent reviews

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  Scott Pilgrim Takes Off 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Platform ~ Netflix

  I ❤️ Ramona Flowers!! 😍😍😍

  
  This was a wild ass ride. Idk how much this aligns with the graphic novel but I know it takes the movie and turns it on its side.

  I love that the original cast was in this and the special guests

  If you liked the movie, I assume the book and/or love stories, I say grab and quarters and press start

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  The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Platform ~ Max

  First off this movie is gorgeous. Very well animated

  Second, Wulf is a fuckin bitch

  Third, Ĥera is a bona fide baddie

  I enjoyed this a lot. Helm Hammerhand, what a fuckin name. I thought it was cool to see how Helm's Deep became Helm's deep.
  Nice tie ins to the original story

  If you like LOTR, I'd 100% recommend, this is better than the Hobbit Trilogy, imo

Popular reviews

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  All Ladies Do It 1992

  ★★ Watched 05 Jul 2020 3

  This is the horniest movie I've ever seen, I've watched porno less horny than this. The actress who played Diana was wonderful and gorgeous, I'd be down for a movie with her where she isn't naked the entire time.

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  The Boondock Saints 1999

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2020

  "It's St. Patty's day, everybody's Irish today!"
  "Catch ya on the flipside"
  "Hey Boris, what would you do if I told you that your pinko, commie mother sucked so much dick that her face looked like an egg?"

  Lighting in a bottle! Still one of all time favs! So quotable, such a relic of 1999!