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Recent reviews

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  Pacific Rim 2013

  ★★★½ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  I was recently yelled at for showing my 4-year-old nephew Jurassic Park without his parent's consent.

  Getting yelled at again would be so worth it just to see his reaction to Pacific Rim, especially that 2nd to last fight when the Jaeger whips out a sword.

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  The Last Detail 1973

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  If you steal money from a polio charity and then science eradicates the disease, you should be released from prison just like all the people that were sentenced before marijuana was legalized.

Popular reviews

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  Babylon 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Dec 2022

  Back in 2011 I was working at a movie theater and when Terrence Malick's The Tree of Life came out, we put up a sign that essentially said, "NO REFUNDS AFTER 20 MINUTES, YOU PHILISTINE STUPIDS!".

  Babylon ALSO has a history of the world montage featuring Brad Pitt, abstract colored water droplets, dinosaurs, and the ability to walk an audience. Damien Chazelle was smart to put his at the END of the movie. Too late for refunds now, ya stupids!

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  Janet Planet 2023

  ★★ Watched 18 Jun 2024

  -90’s nostalgia

  -Summer camp

  -Cults

  -Awkward kids coming of age

  -Casey Jones from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

  These are all things I find infinitely appealing, which means I should have absolutely adored this film.

  But, much like the oscillating fans featured in multiple rooms of Janet's home, as soon as I would catch the cool breeze of something interesting, the fan would turn away, leaving me sucking on stale air.

  Instead of finding out what happens when the mother dates…

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