You know how people always complain when a movie doesn't resemble the work it's based on? I wonder what Edgar Allen Poe would think of The Raven...
Once upon a midnight groovy as I sat to watch a movie
Somewhat scary, mostly goofy, one I had not seen before
As I watched it not rewinding, suddenly I heard behind me
Someone coughing. “Please don’t mind me, but I sneaked in through your door!”
Who’s this visitor I muttered, who had…