“Hi, welcome to McDonald’s. How may I take your order?”
“Bad morning, this is Director Bella Tarr. I would like an Egg McMuffin.”
“Okay, and—“
“An Evil Egg McMuffin!”
“Sir?”
“With a side of Sinister Sausage!”
“… Will that be all?”
“Perhaps. Perhaps not.”
“… Okay… cash or—“
“Misery Money!”
“…”