“Hi, welcome to McDonald’s. How may I take your order?”
“Bad morning, this is Director Bella Tarr. I would like an Egg McMuffin.”
“Okay, and—“
“An Evil Egg McMuffin!”
“Sir?”
“With a side of Sinister Sausage!”
“… Will that be all?”
“Perhaps. Perhaps not.”
“… Okay… cash or—“
“Misery Money!”
“…”
I hope Oz becomes a communist state and it’s fucking economy collapses
Me cackling to myself at 3:00 in the morning:
“THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID”
The guy next to me kept trying to talk to me while I was watching this. Like, bro, please—let me enjoy my avant-garde garbage in peace
