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Favorite films

  • Blow-Up
  • Pickpocket
  • Goodbye, Dragon Inn
  • Wanda

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  • The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    ★★★

  • Céline and Julie Go Boating

    ★★★★

  • World on a Wire

    ★★★★

  • The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

    ★★★½

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  • Werckmeister Harmonies

    Werckmeister Harmonies

    ★★★★

    “Hi, welcome to McDonald’s. How may I take your order?”

    “Bad morning, this is Director Bella Tarr. I would like an Egg McMuffin.”

    “Okay, and—“

    “An Evil Egg McMuffin!”

    “Sir?”

    “With a side of Sinister Sausage!”

    “… Will that be all?”

    “Perhaps. Perhaps not.”

    “… Okay… cash or—“

    Misery Money!”

    “…”

  • The Wizard of Oz

    The Wizard of Oz

    ½

    I hope Oz becomes a communist state and it’s fucking economy collapses

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  • Moonrise Kingdom

    Moonrise Kingdom

    ½

    I’d fucking kill Wes Anderson in a fight

  • India Song

    India Song

    ★★★★

    The guy next to me kept trying to talk to me while I was watching this. Like, bro, please—let me enjoy my avant-garde garbage in peace