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The Bank Job 2008
This is a fun movie! I feel like I need to say that upfront because a box cover with Statham walking towards the title might be a red flag, but this one is honestly pretty good. It's based on a real robbery, which most viewers have not experienced, and is set back in the 1970s, which most viewers have not experienced, so is a novel fun time! Fantastical questions like "why don't they look it up on the internet" are…
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Fire and Ice 1983
Do you like rotoscoped butts? Because dang there are a lot of rotoscoped butts in this movie. Mostly dudes. Mostly cave-dudes. Like, are you seriously into neanderthal booty? Who am I to criticize, though?
Honestly there's a really interesting queer review to be had here about Nekron and his disdain for Princess Teegra and his obvious penetrative interest in Prince Taro, but I'm not the one to draft an essay on this topic. Overall it's a solid dark fantasy movie…
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Wrath of Man 2021
I am stunned by how baffled this movie left me. It's not good. Let's get that out of the way right now. But it's also fascinating as a cynical continuation of Guy Ritchie's body of work. Like do you want to make a movie about a Manchester crime boss seeking vengeance? That's total Ritchie, and I'd pay real American dollars to see that. Do you want to inexplicably set that movie in Los Angeles despite casting an almost entirely English…
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8 Heads in a Duffel Bag 1997
A lowbrow 90s mafia comedy that I mostly remember for a very specific "Mr. Sandman" cover and a title font that looks like it was pulled straight from a shirt you buy at the beach, this movie's overall lackluster qualities are redeemed by Joe Pesci menacing David Spade for a while. Oh also the guy who played Forrest Gump in Weird Al's "Gump" music video is in this.
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