Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bridget Jones's Diary 2001

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  Cum Reviews

  Colin Firth as Mark Darcy
  Vibes: ½/1
  Virility: 1/1
  Volume: 1/1
  Velocity: ½/1
  Verisimilitude: 0/1

  Hugh Grant as Daniel Cleaver
  Vibes: 0/1
  Virility 1/1
  Volume: ½/1
  Velocity: 1/1
  Verisimilitude: 1/1

  Seminal Vitae
  Tentatively adding this one to the pile of movies that could be solved with a threesome, I'd let them both get me pregnant (at the same time, duh 🙄) but would only carry Hugh Grant's kid to term, so I could mpreg-kid step-cuck Colin Firth which I think would be hot. Fingers crossed that movies 2, 3 or 4 get into this.

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  Metropia 2009

  ★★ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  A series of "wouldn't this be deep" or "wouldn't this be cool" and "wouldn't this be interesting" ideas loosely strung together. The film makers didn't interrogate or explore any them with any depth, and so ultimately have nothing to say.

  They thought they were cooking with the fish tank, but after everything else, all I could think was booooo.

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  Better Man 2024

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  JFK 1991

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Nov 2023

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