Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Castle 1997

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Australian My Cousin Vinnie. And like I mean that as high praise. Just so fucking funny. Please watch this Australian film no one's heard of.
  See the sweatiest lawyer of all time explain the vibe.

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  Sherlock Holmes 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  I fell asleep and my bum hurt

Popular reviews

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  Shrooms 2023

  ½ Watched 23 Mar 2024 2

  Worst thing I saw at Glasgow short film festival. Waste of film stock. Director should be forced to shoot on digital till he learns that no one wants to see his cringe ass drug visual films. Genuinely just a dude on mushrooms playing with a camera telling you what a great time he's having and how it's actually "really good for you bro". I could forgive it if I didn't know how much film cost. There are millions of better films that could have used it.

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  In the Mood for Love 2000

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Feb 2025

  Yeah the film was good but at the start of the screening Felix pulled out a massive bag of individually wrapped chocolates. He would then loudly unwrapped them one at a time and say "I'm in the mood for fudge" at a loud speaking volume, before putting them in his mouth.
  It caused such a scene that an usher came up to us and said that he had to stop.
  Felix replied "This is unfair I haven't had any dinner…