Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  28 Weeks Later 2007

  ★★ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  This movie is about the dumbest people in any film ending the world.
  They literally start the film with 'hey we narrowly stopped the apocalypse' and then a bunch of incompetent soldiers and two annoying ass kids say 'bet?'

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  Bridget Jones's Baby 2016

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Mamma Mia for the cishets

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2024

  Baron Harkonnen: You must rule Arrakis and be my heir

  Feyd-Rautha: 👁👄👁

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Oct 2024

  On a serious note, fantastic film that blends nightmarish body horror with some bizarre comedy. A visceral sound design accompanies and matches the disgust of the film.

  Back to our regularly scheduled programming: I would let Margaret Qualley kill me with a hammer.