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Favorite films

  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • Ratatouille
  • Woman in the Dunes
  • It's a Wonderful Life

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  • Jerry Maguire

    ★★½

  • Hustle

    ★★★

  • The Motorcycle Diaries

    ★★★½

  • The Notebook

    ★★½

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  • Jerry Maguire

    Jerry Maguire

    ★★½

    Cameron Crowe is one cheesy dude but respect for trying to trick straight men into liking a romcom I guess. The romantic relationship here is bizarre and I was much more invested in the football game than any other part which shouldn’t be possible. Just a weird movie. Ray is adorable though!

  • Hustle

    Hustle

    ★★★

    Cute but not really anything special besides all the fun cameos. I don’t like the weird green filter or all the fat jokes about Sandler who just isn’t fat. Also I feel like there needed to be a Ben Simmons cameo or at least a mention. ALso why couldn’t they put my boy Matisse actually making a shot at the end😭😭. Juancho was good though and if no team picks him up he should just do more basketball movies.

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  • Spookley the Square Pumpkin

    Spookley the Square Pumpkin

    - how are there more plotholes in this 45 minute movie about pumpkins then there are in full length movies about time travel
    - why is there a subplot about the sexual tension between a spider and a bat
    - why is there another subplot about the girl bat convincing her brother to become vegan
    - why does the brother bat look like william h macy
    - why are there sexy “honeydoos” that wear sunglasses
    - actually why are all…

  • The Oh in Ohio

    The Oh in Ohio

    ★★

    LMAO HUH???!??!?? if you’ve always dreamed of a movie in which:

    - parker posey has sexual dysfunction which makes paul rudd depressed because “the center of the self is the penis” so he leaves her and she becomes addicted to vibrators and after 1483 tries (she counts), the only way he finally makes her orgasm is by calling her cellphone repeatedly
    - oscar winner liza minnelli briefly appears as a masturbation instructor and makes people name their vaginas “something like…