Joseph Foran

Joseph Foran Pro

Mechanical Technician. BSW. Actor. Set Designer. Dungeon Master. General lover of the cinematic experience.

Favorite films

  • No Country for Old Men
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • American Psycho
  • Princess Mononoke

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  • Conclave

    ★★★★½

  • Snake Eyes

    ★★★★

  • Moana 2

    ★★★

  • Longlegs

    ★★★★

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  • The Good Dinosaur

    The Good Dinosaur

    ★★★★

    This movie caught a lot of flak back in the day, which led to me having no great drive to watch it. But I finally decided, “What the hell, I’ve seen almost every other Pixar movie, why not knock this one off the list.” And I’m honestly glad I did. It’s a sweet western-lite story about a kid and his dog braving the elements and overcoming fears. 

    Also that one shot in the fermented fruit sequence gave me a decent chuckle.

  • Salem's Lot

    Salem's Lot

    ★★★

    I fell asleep pretty hard the first time I tried to watch this. Now that I’ve actually watched it, I think I get why. It’s fine, and there are some performances and specific shots I really liked, but at the end of the day it’s pretty bland.

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  • Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny

    Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny

    ★★★★★

    Is this a Halloween movie? Well you tell me:

    Religious parents forcing their ways on a child? Check
    Ancient lore tied to a demon? Check
    Strange, murderous Eastern Europeans? Check
    The climactic final battle between our heroes and the demon who has been secretly controlling things behind the scenes the entire time? Check

    I would say this film 100% qualifies as a prime Halloween film.

  • From Russia with Love

    From Russia with Love

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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