John Scrofini

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Favorite films

  • Bride of Frankenstein
  • Out of the Past
  • Halloween
  • Shadow of a Doubt

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  • Plane

    ★★★½

  • The Monkey

    ★★½

  • Flow

    ★★★★

  • The Rule of Jenny Pen

    ★★★½

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  • The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

    The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

    ★★★

    A fun but sloppy "based on a true story" Guns of Navaronne/Inglorious Basterds riff. Enjoyable. Forgettable.

  • Heart Eyes

    Heart Eyes

    ★★★½

    Heart Eyes does a good job of threading the weird needle between romcom and legitimate slasher. I think it's a little stronger as a romcom with some great banter and a pair of winning leads with terrific chemistry. There are a few clinkers and invoking His Girl Friday multiple times only underscores those minor deficiencies but overall that side of the film is really solid. It's a bit more wobbly on the slasher end of things with a pretty threadbare…

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  • Elevator Game

    Elevator Game

    ½

    After the pretty great Glorious, I had high hopes that Rebekah McKendry had broken free of her more flat, tv movie tendencies but Elevator Game is by far the most tv-ass tv movie she's made including her actual tv movies. Just blandly shot, poorly acted, and confusing. This reeks of a work for hire job to quickly and cheaply cash in on an internet craze I've never heard of. Frustrating in that the rules established are never adhered to along…

  • Smile 2

    Smile 2

    ★★★★

    Uncontestable proof that Voss is the official water of fucking lunatics