John LaTour

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Favorite films

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Night of the Living Dead
  • WarGames
  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

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  • Clowntergeist

  • Night Train to Terror

  • Opera

  • Battle Royale

    ★★★★

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  • Never Too Young to Die

    Never Too Young to Die

    ★★★

    Kinda broken in that 80's way.

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    ★★

    I guess I just prefer the fun, mysterious soap opera parts of Twin Peaks more than a retelling of the sad, gritty parts.

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  • Bimbo Movie Bash

    Bimbo Movie Bash

    Back in high school, my friend and I wanted to write a song. Now, we didn’t have many instruments handy besides maybe a cruddy little Casio keyboard, but we wanted this song to rock so that wasn’t much good.

    What we ended up doing was taping little instrumental parts from other albums onto a cassette in the order that we wanted them, and using that for our music. We used quite liberal samples from Metallica’s …And Justice For All and…

  • My Sucky Teen Romance

    My Sucky Teen Romance

    ★★★

    When real (i.e. non-sparkly) vampires attack a sci-fi convention, a group of teens must figure out how to save one of their own.

    May not be the most original story, but the film has plenty of charm, which ushers it through its relatively short run time. My favorite little touch was the way the undead kid's speech became impeded by their new fangs. A subtle move akin to wearing retainers, which works for the age bracket involved.

    While I enjoyed…