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  It 2017

  Watched 07 Aug 2024

  This movie was too scary and too goddamn bleak for me. The dark kept staring back at me all night. Who let his eyes be like that?? I just, I can’t.

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  I Know What You Did Last Summer 1997

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Jul 2024

  This movie was ridiculous. I loved it so much. Perfect 90s outfits. Perfect terrible boyfriends. Perfect 3-name leading ladies. Also, WHAT THE CRABS?! I was so surprised I screamed. No notes.

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  The Conjuring 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Jun 2024

  Look. The amount of times I screamed in this film is, frankly, embarrassing. Also why do all of these kids sleep with their feet out of the blankets??? Unbelievable. Didn’t appreciate being tricked into a film with yet *another* creepy, giant doll. Patrick Wilson was perfect though. No notes there.

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  Wonka 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Apr 2024

  Chalamet’s best role to date. Charm incarnate. A absolute goddamn delight.

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