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  Trap 2024

  ★★½ Watched 18 Aug 2024

  I only saw this for DISNEY LEGEND Hayley Mills, who I assume was cast when M. Knight asked himself, “Who could best play the expert at TRAPPING this girl’s PARENT??? Someone known for PARENT TRAPS, if you will…”

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Aug 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Hellraiser 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Oct 2022 3

  Pinhead if you’re reading this I’m free on Thursday if you want to hang out on Thursday when I’m free

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  Aquamarine 2006

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Jul 2020 1

  This is the most important movie in cinematic history

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