kalebhorton

kalebhorton

Favorite films

  • Mystery Train
  • Paris, Texas
  • Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
  • Out of the Past

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  • The Aristocrats

  • Peeping Tom

  • Oldboy

  • Killers of the Flower Moon

    ★★★★★

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  • The Aristocrats

    The Aristocrats

    This is just as annoying as a documentary about jazz, minus the historical context you expect in a jazz documentary. They had to buy the Gilbert footage from Viacom. Negative five stars.

  • Our Hospitality

    Our Hospitality

    Hell yeah

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  • Annie Hall

    Annie Hall

    ½

    I hate this movie so much. I hate that being into Woody Allen was shorthand for being into Cinema at my stupid college, I hate how many of my suitemates had posters from this, and I profoundly hate the way people used to treat Allen as an intellectual. Self-deprecation is a trick of the born narcissist, the flipside of thinking you’re God, and once you get rid of that, this is just a pedophile making some Family Guy jokes.

  • A River Runs Through It

    A River Runs Through It

    This is the best “calm down the Sunday night before going to work” movie I’ve seen in years. Montana, trains, quiet meditations on actual Presbyterianism, and a breakout performance from a guy everybody loves.

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