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  American Psycho 2000

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 18 Nov 2021 4

  So how do I even start with this movie.. Well first off let's start off with Christmas "Elf" Buddy emaculate ASS in the first 15 seconds of the movie. WHOLE LEE GOOWACAMOOLEE!!!!!1!11!1!!111!1! That right there is a mighty prosterior if I do say so myself (●'◡'●). Mr. Christmas' ass had me acting all kind of ways I was shaking hands with the milkman
  Kind of like how A dam Antlers did to Julieus Fox in The hit movie Imperfect Heirlooms(2019).…

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  Uncut Gems 2019

  ★★★★½ Added 2

  So my life long pal ((named Parker Deere)no longer(joking))(/s)) invited me to watched the beewtiful movie in da theatas, but there seemed to be a change in plans when his father (adequately named John Deere) invited himself to go watch it with the two of us. My friend Parker Deere thought it would be funny to sit me next to John Deere. So when the scene of Adam Sandler jerking his 14 incher to Julia Fox in her clown costume…

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  The Emoji Movie 2017

  ½ Added

  Never seen it, but it came out on my birthday ruining my mood for years to come.

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