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Nosferatu 2024
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willem rly said you gotta bounce on it till the room stank and the sun come up and lily rose said bet.
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024
neat ideas but too many of them in 1hr 45min to be properly developed. pd always slay with cal arts fav goth man
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Filthy Animals 2024
im biased as hell because i worked on this but this is my new christmas movie to watch every year. move over grinch man, freddy cakes and lars are here to kick ass, take names, all while smokin a fat blunt (that i rolled up lol).
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Saltburn 2023
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honestly the thing that grossed me out the most was when he licked/sucked the inside of the drain like there’s so much dirt and grime bro. i would say good for him im the end but oliver was literally upper middle class so?? eh? one star for jacob elordi’s eyebrow piercing. one star for bisexual lighting. extra half a star for barry keoghan’s dick choreography bc boy was swingin that thang around and you know he felt so free doin that lmao
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