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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  This is Bong Joon Ho’s American movie. BJH sat down and distilled a near perfect movie that my simple American brain can digest. I can feel my brain wrinkles coming back after this movie.

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  To Live and Die in L.A. 1985

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  I am going to snort a line of coke off of my other line of coke making it a double coke snort line. I wanna fucking take a load of horse tranq and then shoot my corvette down the LA river as fast as i can. God this fucking movie, ITS TERRIBLE, but in all the best ways imaginable. You’ve got 80’s style misogyny, you’ve got blood so neon that it looks like it’s radioactive, you’ve got a SHORT KING…

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  Fantastic Mr. Fox 2009

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Nov 2024

  Charming, creative and….fantastic. Upon third watch this movie just gets better and better every watch. The stop motion, the set design, the aesthetics, THE COMEDY. It’s a great feel good movie that I could watch MULTIPLE times.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  Really have some thoughts on this one. Jordan and I watched Bram Stoker’s Dracula a day before going to see Nosferatu, and tbh, if we hadn’t have done that I probably would have rated Nosferatu higher. STILL, it was an amazing movie, truly a movie for the goths. Lilly-rose Depp, UGH so good.
  Robert really nails the tone and atmosphere with this, but in the same breath I really think it’s missing some of the horny disgustingly sexual tone that Bram Stoker’s Dracula oozes.

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