Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Death of a Unicorn 2025

  ★½ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  Hi I’m TAYNE, I’m here to enter TAYNE you.

  Computer show me a NUDE TAYNE.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  This is Bong Joon Ho’s American movie. BJH sat down and distilled a near perfect movie that my simple American brain can digest. I can feel my brain wrinkles coming back after this movie.

Popular reviews

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  Fantastic Mr. Fox 2009

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Nov 2024

  Charming, creative and….fantastic. Upon third watch this movie just gets better and better every watch. The stop motion, the set design, the aesthetics, THE COMEDY. It’s a great feel good movie that I could watch MULTIPLE times.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  Really have some thoughts on this one. Jordan and I watched Bram Stoker’s Dracula a day before going to see Nosferatu, and tbh, if we hadn’t have done that I probably would have rated Nosferatu higher. STILL, it was an amazing movie, truly a movie for the goths. Lilly-rose Depp, UGH so good.
  Robert really nails the tone and atmosphere with this, but in the same breath I really think it’s missing some of the horny disgustingly sexual tone that Bram Stoker’s Dracula oozes.

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