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  Eternals 2021

  ★★½ Watched 07 Nov 2021

  Although I don't necessarily think this movie is bad, I just think it doesn't really do anything.

  2/3 of this movie is exposition and includes plot points and characters that get lost to its run time. If the story and the plot were more focused this could be a great entry to begin the new MCU phase. But it just falls flat because, quite simply, it's boring as hell.

  I thought the performances were good, and characters were interesting. But nothing really gets done with either.

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  In Time 2011

  ★★★ Watched 20 Aug 2021

  if my friend Tim was in this it would be called "Tim In Time"

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Jan 2020

  me: *breathes in the sea air*
  ahhhh time to jerk off

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  Justice League 2017

  ★ Rewatched 22 Aug 2020 1

  this is one of the single worst feature films I have ever seen in my entire life.

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