King Lorax

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I am King Lorax. I speak for all loraxes.

The King's motto: "If you are not flexing on everyone, then everyone is flexing on you"

Favorite films

  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
  • Highlander
  • Excalibur
  • Sorcerer

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  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    ★★★½

  • Routemaster

    ★★★★

  • Warfare

    ★★★½

  • Novocaine

    ★★★½

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  • The Lorax

    The Lorax

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Howard the Duck

    Howard the Duck

    ★★★★★

    FUCK Christopher Nolan!!! This is why 70mm film exist. I do dare to say that this movie is the reason why cinema and high art exist in the first place. It went down hill since this classic came out.

    I want to thank George Lucas for this cinematic masterpiece. This is the only Gigachad marvel movie in existence.

    Howard is an hero and role model to all short people. He has better game than I do. I mean he managed…

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  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Routemaster

    Routemaster

    ★★★★

    Pre-showing for Toyko Drift

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  • Son of the White Mare

    Son of the White Mare

    ★★★★

    One of the best animated movies of all time in terms of animation.

    The movie looks like an acid trip.

  • Warfare

    Warfare

    ★★★½

    Early screening at the music box