Jacob iot

Jacob iot

Favorite films

  • Bo Burnham: Inside
  • Paddington 2
  • Scream
  • tick, tick... BOOM!

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★★★

  • Saw II

    ★★★½

  • The Monkey

    ★★★★

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★★½

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★★★

    I was gonna do a joke review but I still can’t get over how good of a line “a light still shines even though the star is gone” is. Like it’s such a good analogy for death and grieving it’s insane

  • Saw II

    Saw II

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    ★★★★★

    Last film I’ll ever watch before I’m technically not a kid anymore (18th birthday tomorrow). 

    SpongeBob was a huge part of my childhood so I felt like there was no film better to watch. Genuinely one of the greatest animated films ever made, not a single joke misses, every song is a banger, the voice cast absolutely nail every part of it like they always do and it’s just all around a great movie. 

    Goodbye to my childhood, I’ll miss you and how much fun I had with all my favourite shows and characters, especially SpongeBob

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's

    ★★★★★

    WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID I WATCH AND WHY WAS IT ACTUALLY GOOD

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