halfway through i said aloud to my friend 'these cuts make the movie feel like a hitman cutscene compilation with all the gameplay segments cut out' and i was so right by the end
i am so weak to metal gear bullshit and metaphysical yaoi, which is an aspect of metal gear bullshit. this whole movie is shot like a car commercial and the amount of time spent on expository yapping about nothing particularly interesting was really dragging on for…
i just cannot fucking believe how much of heavy rain is lifted directly from this film, it's actually crazy
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
went into this with a lot of reservations after gwitch and was surprised that it has all of the fun chewy rainbow cartoon melodrama of 0079 that i love
char seducing everyones favorite new old character challia bull with wine and a fancy hotel room but in full military dress was simultaneously giving cougar vibes and udo kier in my own private idaho (char should have a sexy german accent too, i've just decided)
admittedly a lot of my reaction…
the ending song is the same song that opens hackers so if anyone wants a dyke movie fag movie double feature you know what's up
