Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  This is Conclave for people who “don’t like movies where nothing happens”

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  8½ 1963

  ★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Getting major Bardo vibes from this one, I understand now how Iñárritu felt entitled to make that stinker. It’s the same movie. 
  There were like 2 good scenes and the rest was the worst guy you know rubbing his forehead or indulging in uninteresting fantasies.
  I felt like the producer in that one David Lynch bts clip “oh you’re gonna keep showing me this scene… still?”

Popular reviews

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  Monster 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Nov 2023

  Everything about this caught me off guard

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  The Pyramid 2014

  ★ Watched 31 Oct 2023 2

  I’m just imagining someone editing in suspenseful music to the real world footage they found of people being murdered