Favorite films

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  Darkman 1990

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2022 11

  Emo batman wishes he was as tortured as darkman...

  90s action was just better.

  -Bruce Campbell cameo ❤
  -Helicopter chase
  -Gratuitous explosions
  -Casual nunchuk usage
  -Evil henchmen and Liam having an identity crisis
  -This mofo is 3D printing in 1990

  What's not to love!

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  Pride & Prejudice 2005

  ★ Watched 28 Jul 2023 14

  I have always hated this version. So stale and boring. Its all cinematography and lighting with no heart or romance. The actors have zero chemistry. I appreciate the realness they were trying to bring, but these arent the attractive characters you imagined while reading the book. They fug! Sorry not sorry. Especially Mr Darcy, ick!

  At least Firths version was push and pull, a does he doesn't he situation. There was tension. He was mysterious and broody. He was attractive.…

Recent reviews

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  Volcano 1997

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Is it good? Not really. Is it entertaining? In that it's playing on TV on a weekend afternoon and you end up watching it kinda way. I miss 90s disaster schlock. My favorite part was when the guy melts trying to save the man in the subway.

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  Gossip 2000

  ★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  No hate to Sean Patrick Flanery. But while watching this, I kept thinking this feels like something SPF should have been in...

Popular reviews

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  The French Dispatch 2021

  ★★ Watched 21 Nov 2021 6

  A Wes Anderson newspaper anthology that tries so hard to be artistic and quirky yet had nothing to say, yawn. Other than the casting and camera technique I was bored af. Its beautiful to look at, but lacks depth and cohesion. The constant black and white to color and the reverse subtitles was annoying and confusing. The sexual in your face dialogue was off putting. I like Wes Anderson, but now I can only surmise that he enjoys the smell of his own farts.

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  Thir13en Ghosts 2001

  ★★½ Watched 18 Oct 2021 4

  Is it a good movie? No.

  Is it scary? No.

  Is the script and story well done? Also no.

  But is it fun? Yes actually... Movies like this will never not remind me of blockbuster and slumber parties. Monk was an odd casting choice, but Lillard made it OK. And its definitely an interesting take on a haunted house movie.