Kurosawa

Kurosawa

Favorite films

  • Seven Samurai
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Unforgiven
  • The Monkey

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  • Starship Invasions

    ½

  • The Adventures of Chip and Dip

  • Mind Ripper

    ½

  • Velvet Smooth

    ½

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  • Starship Invasions

    Starship Invasions

    ½

    Rifftrax rating: ****

    Boo for the terrible movie.
    Yay for the shots of the old Toronto waterfront skyline at night! Just the CN Tower and like maybe 6 skyscrapers - so simple yet beautiful, while only missing a view of the Royal York Hotel which would have still been visible at that time. 
    Just so ya know, the old Bank Of Montreal building aka First Canadian Place is the one the UFO crashes into!

  • The Adventures of Chip and Dip

    The Adventures of Chip and Dip

    Rifftrax rating: ****

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  • Love, Simon

    Love, Simon

    ★★★★½

    Why yes I am crying. And so are you.

    - the longer review -

    After finishing up a long morning of appointments and having the rest of the day off of school I asked my 13 year old boy:
    "Do you still wanna see Love, Simon?"
    "Yeah, why not?"
    "Well we could go right now and see it at 12:45 or there's another at 2..."
    "It's probably better to go now and do the first one."
    "Ok then, perfect."
    "...…

  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★★★½

    Where the f**k has this been hiding?1?!

    I'd never heard of this before it started getting mentioned on Criterion Channel and all of a sudden it was on there today.
    So I popped it on and WHAM!
    This is easily one of the best British films of its time, at least.

    It's like watching Mean Streets or Quadrophenia as directed by Ken Loach but set among the Jamaican sound-system culture of 1980s Brixton.
    Turns out that writer/director Franco Rosso worked…